Yasuhiro Hagakure (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crystalballer) wrote2014-02-20 07:51 pm
crystalballer) wrote2014-02-20 07:51 pm
fortune 004 | video
[Hagakure's most recent post is taking place outside...on the roof of the Dangan House from the looks of things. He seems to be in deep thought, but not quite so much as the Meditite sitting beside him. It looks like nothing could stop that Pokemon from its meditation.
It should also be noted that he has significantly less hair than he did in his previous broadcast. Character development!! Or something. Or maybe the January heatwave just got to him. Either way, it'll probably look really weird for those who know him and haven't seen the change yet.
But with that sidebar over...]
Okay guys, I'm pretty sure we can all agree that the January heatwave was really freaky. We even had some guesses that maybe the end of the world was coming, but I didn't get any of those kinda vibes from Fates so it wasn't that.
But that's not all the weird weather that's been goin' on lately...
[He picks the 'Gear up to give a general view of the scenery. It's sunny and calm, with not as much snow around as you'd expect in February. The skyline of Goldenrod City can be seen not too far off from this view too.]
I dunno if you guys've noticed, but the weather's been the same for like a week. Same temps, same sunny sky, same everything! I dunno if that's creepier than nineties in the middle of January or what.
But I think I finally know what's goin' down here.
[Similar to his first post, he brings the 'Gear closer to his face and lowers his voice like he's trying to keep a secret, despite the fact that he's practically alone (like his Meditite's going to be listening in) and he's telling this to the entire network.]
Something's seriously up, you guys. I think someone's—I'd say it's the government, but does Johto even have one? Anyway, someone's found out a way to control the weather, either with a machine or a really powerful Pokemon or something, and they're like...testing it to see what it can do. Then they're gonna use it to manipulate the weather for their benefit! I bet they set the weather like this to lure out those weird Bloober things for them to catch en masse and sell on the Black Market!!
[The further he goes, the more animated and passionate he gets about this ridiculous conspiracy theory.]
And that's not all, oh no. That's just the beginning! Once they perfect the weather manipulation, they're gonna improve whatever they're using and figure out how to control our minds! They're gonna totally brainwash us to do their bidding!!
[Oh god he's legitimately serious about this, someone stop him.]
Sure, it all sounds like something you'd expect from a cartoon, but believe me when I say it's totally possible. I've done a lot of reading and researching back home, and seriously, you guys have no idea what groups with a lot of money and power can actually do.
[Finally finished with his rant, Hagakure takes a moment to inhale and catch his breath.]
So my point in all this is basically, next time something else really weird happens with the weather, remember what I said, 'kay? Maybe we should try to get to the bottom of this sometime before it gets seriously bad. Oh! And make sure you're always aware of yourself. You never know when you'll end up doing something you never thought you would due to brainwashing.
[He gives a nod of approval as if he feels he's proud of himself for that...whatever that was, then ends the feed there.]
It should also be noted that he has significantly less hair than he did in his previous broadcast. Character development!! Or something. Or maybe the January heatwave just got to him. Either way, it'll probably look really weird for those who know him and haven't seen the change yet.
But with that sidebar over...]
Okay guys, I'm pretty sure we can all agree that the January heatwave was really freaky. We even had some guesses that maybe the end of the world was coming, but I didn't get any of those kinda vibes from Fates so it wasn't that.
But that's not all the weird weather that's been goin' on lately...
[He picks the 'Gear up to give a general view of the scenery. It's sunny and calm, with not as much snow around as you'd expect in February. The skyline of Goldenrod City can be seen not too far off from this view too.]
I dunno if you guys've noticed, but the weather's been the same for like a week. Same temps, same sunny sky, same everything! I dunno if that's creepier than nineties in the middle of January or what.
But I think I finally know what's goin' down here.
[Similar to his first post, he brings the 'Gear closer to his face and lowers his voice like he's trying to keep a secret, despite the fact that he's practically alone (like his Meditite's going to be listening in) and he's telling this to the entire network.]
Something's seriously up, you guys. I think someone's—I'd say it's the government, but does Johto even have one? Anyway, someone's found out a way to control the weather, either with a machine or a really powerful Pokemon or something, and they're like...testing it to see what it can do. Then they're gonna use it to manipulate the weather for their benefit! I bet they set the weather like this to lure out those weird Bloober things for them to catch en masse and sell on the Black Market!!
[The further he goes, the more animated and passionate he gets about this ridiculous conspiracy theory.]
And that's not all, oh no. That's just the beginning! Once they perfect the weather manipulation, they're gonna improve whatever they're using and figure out how to control our minds! They're gonna totally brainwash us to do their bidding!!
[Oh god he's legitimately serious about this, someone stop him.]
Sure, it all sounds like something you'd expect from a cartoon, but believe me when I say it's totally possible. I've done a lot of reading and researching back home, and seriously, you guys have no idea what groups with a lot of money and power can actually do.
[Finally finished with his rant, Hagakure takes a moment to inhale and catch his breath.]
So my point in all this is basically, next time something else really weird happens with the weather, remember what I said, 'kay? Maybe we should try to get to the bottom of this sometime before it gets seriously bad. Oh! And make sure you're always aware of yourself. You never know when you'll end up doing something you never thought you would due to brainwashing.
[He gives a nod of approval as if he feels he's proud of himself for that...whatever that was, then ends the feed there.]
[audio]
Well, if they can manipulate the weather, why wouldn't they be responsible for bringing us here?
[audio]
[From his tone, he sounds almost defeated.]
Is this really some kind of huge government experiment then? Are they just testing our their weapons on us to use in the real world? But why would they pick a world from a video game to bring us to?!
[audio]
That's always a possibility too, you know.
[audio]
[It's like if Chihiro's AI went rogue and started dragging people into computers!!
Totally.]
[audio]
You would be surprised at what sufficiently determined programs are capable of. I've worked with a lot of them. ...Granted, most of them weren't capable of much. But oh, did they try.
[...thanks, GLaDOS.]
It could be worse, though - at least they seem to mean well. It's a bit inconvenient, being here, but a lot of people seem better off than they were. And no one can die. That's still a point.
Not all conspiracies are evil.
Most of them. But not all.
[audio]
["Thanks, GLaDOS" is apparently still in order for getting Hagakure's mind back on track though.]
It's pretty freaky thinking about how we ended up here, but like you said, in the grand scheme of things it's a pretty nice place. It's just...this weird weather thing really has my evil conspiracy theory radar goin' off. Maybe I'm just over-thinking it...?
[The fact that he's second-guessing himself on something he's passionate about worries him a bit.]
[audio]
After all, this place does have its share of bomb-wielding maniacs along with the nice people.
[...dude, she's just messing with you now.]