Yasuhiro Hagakure (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crystalballer) wrote2013-10-06 11:50 am
crystalballer) wrote2013-10-06 11:50 am
fortune 002 | video | backdated to the 4th
Check this out!
[And just as abruptly as the feed started, there's suddenly a big bird-looking thing shoved in front of the camera. While it cries in shock of suddenly being jerked around, Hagakure just sounds really excited about it all.]
You guys never told me this world has living OOParts! This is seriously amazing, dudes! This guy looks just like one of the Nazca Lines drawings! So do you know what this could mean?
[He leans in close to the 'Gear, which is when you can see that he's absolutely filthy with dust and dirt. Someone's been digging around in the Ruins of Alph for quite some time, apparently.]
Not only were the people who made those drawings sending messages to ancient aliens, they were drawing tributes to actual creatures! Pokemon totally appeared on Earth at one point, true as truth! This is groundbreaking discovery that's gonna turn the scientific community on its head whenever I get back home!!
[He looks so proud of himself for saying something so utterly ridiculous. Unfortunately he actually believes this to be true.]
But seriously, this place is full of cool ancient Pokemon! I got these guys too—
[He turns the camera to show a weird top and floating mirror. His other Pokemon—an Elgyem, Abra, and Chingling—come into the picture to meet their new teammates.]
They both come from ancient times and have been chilling in these ruins up until now, I guess. How cool is that? It almost looks like they could've been made by those ancient people too, 'cause Baltoy's like a living clay statue!
Man, this has gotta be the coolest place in this world. Hey, does Johto and Kanto have any other ruins? I wanna see all the cool ancient Pokemon!
[Just as he's about to the end the feed, he remembers something.]
Oh yeah! One last thing before I check out. When me and Kuwata-chi get to Goldenrod I'm gonna officially open my fortune-telling services to the public! We're hoping to get to Goldenrod by the end of October so be on the lookout for me! But if you're really eager, I'll be in Azalea for a little while before heading to Goldenrod so you can always request my services there. My name's Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Super High-school Level Fortune Teller, just for reference.
I'm lookin' forward to reading your fortunes! Non-believers need not apply, of course. [HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, BLAKE.]
[And with that, he cuts out.]
[And just as abruptly as the feed started, there's suddenly a big bird-looking thing shoved in front of the camera. While it cries in shock of suddenly being jerked around, Hagakure just sounds really excited about it all.]
You guys never told me this world has living OOParts! This is seriously amazing, dudes! This guy looks just like one of the Nazca Lines drawings! So do you know what this could mean?
[He leans in close to the 'Gear, which is when you can see that he's absolutely filthy with dust and dirt. Someone's been digging around in the Ruins of Alph for quite some time, apparently.]
Not only were the people who made those drawings sending messages to ancient aliens, they were drawing tributes to actual creatures! Pokemon totally appeared on Earth at one point, true as truth! This is groundbreaking discovery that's gonna turn the scientific community on its head whenever I get back home!!
[He looks so proud of himself for saying something so utterly ridiculous. Unfortunately he actually believes this to be true.]
But seriously, this place is full of cool ancient Pokemon! I got these guys too—
[He turns the camera to show a weird top and floating mirror. His other Pokemon—an Elgyem, Abra, and Chingling—come into the picture to meet their new teammates.]
They both come from ancient times and have been chilling in these ruins up until now, I guess. How cool is that? It almost looks like they could've been made by those ancient people too, 'cause Baltoy's like a living clay statue!
Man, this has gotta be the coolest place in this world. Hey, does Johto and Kanto have any other ruins? I wanna see all the cool ancient Pokemon!
[Just as he's about to the end the feed, he remembers something.]
Oh yeah! One last thing before I check out. When me and Kuwata-chi get to Goldenrod I'm gonna officially open my fortune-telling services to the public! We're hoping to get to Goldenrod by the end of October so be on the lookout for me! But if you're really eager, I'll be in Azalea for a little while before heading to Goldenrod so you can always request my services there. My name's Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Super High-school Level Fortune Teller, just for reference.
I'm lookin' forward to reading your fortunes! Non-believers need not apply, of course. [HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, BLAKE.]
[And with that, he cuts out.]
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[ Someone who has no idea what high school even is just stares blankly at the PokeGear. A pause, then she realizes he mentioned something else as well. ]
Aliens?
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[But we're not going to talk about how it turned into a murder school.
Hagakure gives her a blank stare for her second question.]
What, you seriously don't know what aliens are? They're beings from other planets, dude! They look like...well, like Grey here!
[He holds his Elgyem up to the screen.]
Well, I guess they can look like anything, but this is the main way they're seen.
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What doesn't is the aliens thing. ]
That's a Pokemon, sir. [ SO HELPFUL. ]
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Well yeah, but he's like an alien Pokemon! Just roll with it, please?
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[ Wait, he told her to do something else kindly. ] I'd have to be there in person to tumble with the Pokemon?
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Bingo! That's basically what aliens are: beings from other worlds. So I guess you could say we're aliens to the people who live here.
[It feels so weird to refer to himself as an alien though...]
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Uh, I didn't mean literally roll with it. I means just go along with what I'm saying, dude.
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[ She sounds so unsure when she calls him that, but nods as if she's following along. ]
I've never been called an alien before, but if that's what I am to the natives here... then I accept this new title.