Yasuhiro Hagakure (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crystalballer) wrote2013-10-06 11:50 am
crystalballer) wrote2013-10-06 11:50 am
fortune 002 | video | backdated to the 4th
Check this out!
[And just as abruptly as the feed started, there's suddenly a big bird-looking thing shoved in front of the camera. While it cries in shock of suddenly being jerked around, Hagakure just sounds really excited about it all.]
You guys never told me this world has living OOParts! This is seriously amazing, dudes! This guy looks just like one of the Nazca Lines drawings! So do you know what this could mean?
[He leans in close to the 'Gear, which is when you can see that he's absolutely filthy with dust and dirt. Someone's been digging around in the Ruins of Alph for quite some time, apparently.]
Not only were the people who made those drawings sending messages to ancient aliens, they were drawing tributes to actual creatures! Pokemon totally appeared on Earth at one point, true as truth! This is groundbreaking discovery that's gonna turn the scientific community on its head whenever I get back home!!
[He looks so proud of himself for saying something so utterly ridiculous. Unfortunately he actually believes this to be true.]
But seriously, this place is full of cool ancient Pokemon! I got these guys too—
[He turns the camera to show a weird top and floating mirror. His other Pokemon—an Elgyem, Abra, and Chingling—come into the picture to meet their new teammates.]
They both come from ancient times and have been chilling in these ruins up until now, I guess. How cool is that? It almost looks like they could've been made by those ancient people too, 'cause Baltoy's like a living clay statue!
Man, this has gotta be the coolest place in this world. Hey, does Johto and Kanto have any other ruins? I wanna see all the cool ancient Pokemon!
[Just as he's about to the end the feed, he remembers something.]
Oh yeah! One last thing before I check out. When me and Kuwata-chi get to Goldenrod I'm gonna officially open my fortune-telling services to the public! We're hoping to get to Goldenrod by the end of October so be on the lookout for me! But if you're really eager, I'll be in Azalea for a little while before heading to Goldenrod so you can always request my services there. My name's Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Super High-school Level Fortune Teller, just for reference.
I'm lookin' forward to reading your fortunes! Non-believers need not apply, of course. [HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, BLAKE.]
[And with that, he cuts out.]
[And just as abruptly as the feed started, there's suddenly a big bird-looking thing shoved in front of the camera. While it cries in shock of suddenly being jerked around, Hagakure just sounds really excited about it all.]
You guys never told me this world has living OOParts! This is seriously amazing, dudes! This guy looks just like one of the Nazca Lines drawings! So do you know what this could mean?
[He leans in close to the 'Gear, which is when you can see that he's absolutely filthy with dust and dirt. Someone's been digging around in the Ruins of Alph for quite some time, apparently.]
Not only were the people who made those drawings sending messages to ancient aliens, they were drawing tributes to actual creatures! Pokemon totally appeared on Earth at one point, true as truth! This is groundbreaking discovery that's gonna turn the scientific community on its head whenever I get back home!!
[He looks so proud of himself for saying something so utterly ridiculous. Unfortunately he actually believes this to be true.]
But seriously, this place is full of cool ancient Pokemon! I got these guys too—
[He turns the camera to show a weird top and floating mirror. His other Pokemon—an Elgyem, Abra, and Chingling—come into the picture to meet their new teammates.]
They both come from ancient times and have been chilling in these ruins up until now, I guess. How cool is that? It almost looks like they could've been made by those ancient people too, 'cause Baltoy's like a living clay statue!
Man, this has gotta be the coolest place in this world. Hey, does Johto and Kanto have any other ruins? I wanna see all the cool ancient Pokemon!
[Just as he's about to the end the feed, he remembers something.]
Oh yeah! One last thing before I check out. When me and Kuwata-chi get to Goldenrod I'm gonna officially open my fortune-telling services to the public! We're hoping to get to Goldenrod by the end of October so be on the lookout for me! But if you're really eager, I'll be in Azalea for a little while before heading to Goldenrod so you can always request my services there. My name's Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Super High-school Level Fortune Teller, just for reference.
I'm lookin' forward to reading your fortunes! Non-believers need not apply, of course. [HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, BLAKE.]
[And with that, he cuts out.]
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[His face falls at the sudden revelation. Noooo, his plans have been foiled!]
B-But this might be one of the most important finds of the twenty-first century...!
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[She's watching that reaction with an excellent, flawless pokerface.]
Yeah, because everyone would definitely believe you. [That's sarcasm, try catching it.]
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Aaaand it's not going well.]
Nooooo! This isn't fair, dude!! Finally I come up with a breakthrough that'll get me known back home and I can't even use it?!
[Apparently he didn't catch the sarcasm. Nothing new.]
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Did you just call her 'dude'? No one has probably ever called her that, and there shouldn't be a first time for everything (in Utau's opinion anyway.)]
No, you can't. You just forget everything, whether it's a sleep coma here or going home entirely and then you remember everything again if you wake up here again.
[That doesn't surprise her.]
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[Hagakure heaves a sigh, mood considerably deflated now.]
That's so stupid that I can forget there but still remember here after coming back. Think of how much we could benefit if we kept our memories!
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So much that we could change our whole future, if we found enough out about it here and remembered everything there.
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[He's thought about this too. It would really help his fellow classmates who died. If only they could go back knowing everything they know now...]
But all we can do is just keep on living here, right? I know I'm way happier here than I would be back home, so I guess it's okay if I don't go back to make a name for myself.