crystalballer: (☄ PLS GO AWAY GHOSTS)
[video]

O-Okay, so I know everyone's been asking tons of questions already, but I gotta add another to the pile here.

[Looks like Hagakure's launching right into things this time, although his voice is coming off quite hollow and forlorn. Oh, and he's not even on camera either. Taking up the camera's view is his Elgyem, Grey. Grey stares curiously at the 'Gear at first, before glancing off toward where Hagakure's voice came from.]

Is it possible to just...straight-up die from one of those freaky Pokemon's bites?

'cause like, even though I stayed indoors to hide from 'em, one got into the house somehow and bit my hair and head! I was fine at first, but then I got super cold. I tried to curl up in bed and sleep it off, b-but it just got worse and when I woke up, I- I--!

[He sounds practically on the verge of tears. Meanwhile, Grey's been slowly edging the view toward a semi-transparent figure in the darkest corner of Hagakure's old bedroom. That figure seems to be Hagakure! He's not looking this way, but there's no mistaking that something is up with him.]

I think I died and came back a ghost! I- I keep going through things! I can't even hold my 'Gear anymore!

P-Please...please someone tell me this is all some kinda cruel joke! I just got back! I can't be dead in a world where death shouldn't even be a thing! Please!

[Just as Hagakure's about to totally lose it, he takes notice of Grey's filming of him. With ghostly, glowing reddish eyes, he stares wide-eyed at the camera like a deer in the headlights, before the feed suddenly cuts out. Looks like this was meant to just be audio post, but Grey saw the need to aid Hagakure by giving the network a full scope of the damage.]

[action]

[Residents of the Dangan House might hear a bit of wailing coming from Hagakure's room from time to time, which certainly doesn't sound like any of his Pokemon. He also hasn't come out of there since the transformation took effect.

Eventually though, he'll get desperate enough to offer a cry for help...in the most creepy way possible, of course. Ghostly voices out of nowhere isn't the best way to get a hold of someone, but again, he's not exactly thinking clearly right now.]
crystalballer: (☄ ...BUT IT WAS ALIENS DUDE)
Um, a little help here!!

[If you heard that, Hagakure means you, because he's in a huge pickle right now.

Or should it be said that his Miltank is in a huge pickle? Because Hagakure's desperately holding onto her front hooves as...a beam of light coming from a pretty classic-looking UFO is trying to carry her away while she moos distressingly. His Elgyem is doing his best to help out but he's just a tiny alien so he's not doing much good.

Let's save the discussion about an alien trying to save a cow from other aliens for another time because this is a serious situation okay?]


Come on, dude! She's my beloved lucky cow!! Help me, please!!

[He's absolutely hysterical, but can you blame him? This situation is utterly ridiculous and he's not sure how it's even happening. He's not even sure how Hathor got over here but like hell he's going to let her be taken!

He's not allowing another cattle mutilation to happen in his presence again.]
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Yasuhiro Hagakure

October 2020

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