[Success.]

Completely serious. The whole world turned flat and blocky, and we were attacked by giant skeleton monsters.

[This is completely true. He pauses for dramatic effect.]

At first, there wasn't anything we could do. They were too strong. Then someone found a book with a ritual to banish them, but... [He shakes his head sadly.] They disappeared a while ago. I don't remember exactly what they did...

[That he made up on the spot, but he doesn't sound like he's lying.]