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[The feed opens up to a shot of Hagakure's bedroom at the Dangan House. He only arrived about a month ago, but it looks like he didn't waste any time decorating his own room. While the room is dimly lit by small tea candle lamps and there's a strange sort of haze obscuring a lot of the visuals, a couple things can be made out from the 'Gear's camera's angle. Various posters about fortune-telling line the walls: star charts, palm guides, pictures of tarot cards, you name it. There are even some anti-ghost wards plastered around, even a whole mess of them right above Hagakure's sloppily-made bed near the edge of the shot. Some of his Pokemon can be seen milling about in the background, including a Baltoy off in the corner that seems to be staring right at the camera despite its eyes being closed. Creepy...
Last but not least is the owner of the room and 'Gear himself. Hagakure's lying down on his stomach, head propped up with one hand and holding the 'Gear in his other. From the way he's grinning at the camera, he must have something exciting to tell the network. Thiiiis can't be good.]
Yo, dudes and dudettes! So y'know how last month I said I was gonna open up my fortune-telling services to the general public when I hit Goldenrod? Well, guess what? I hit Goldenrod. Fate was really on my side too, 'cause in a little corner of Goldenrod, I found a shop that had some more tools for me to utilize.
[He sets the 'Gear down and rolls over to sit cross-legged. In his hands now are a deck of cards and a crystal ball with a beautiful opal tint.]
On top of general palm-reading, dream interpretations, and astromancy, I can now do tarot readings and more accurate readings from a crystal ball for you! There's always the good ol' vision too, which some of you know is my favorite.
Soooo...
[He sets his new tools aside and leans close to the 'Gear.]
If you're having emotional turmoil over something and need some guidance, if you think you're being haunted by your past or actual dark spirits, if want to know what's goin' on in your future, ooor if you're just looking for something to do on a cold day like today, why not stop by my place for a reading? Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
[Hagakure then proceeds to give out the address to the Dangan House, which is located in Goldenrod.]
If you're not in the area and need an emergency reading, you can call me too. I don't mind!
[So he gives out his phone number to the general public. Well that wasn't a bad idea or anything.]
By the way, I've got a Grand Opening special goin' on for those of you having trouble with spirits, bad juju, and all that stuff. Believe it or not, I got a bona fide anti-ghost cow!
[He gets up and momentarily leaves the shot, then comes back and plops back on the floor with a rather confused and terrified Miltank in his arms. How he's able to carry her is another mystery entirely. He pets her happily as he holds her upright for the network to see.]
Just being by her and petting her will help get rid of dark aura dragging you down. Drinking her milk is even better for you. The anti-ghost warding aura will rub off onto you and you'll get a good source of vitamins from it. Total win/win if you ask me.
So how 'bout it? Come on down and get your fortune read by Yasuhiro Hagakure! We can discuss the price when you set up your appointment.
[He gives a quick wink to the camera, then ends the post.]
Last but not least is the owner of the room and 'Gear himself. Hagakure's lying down on his stomach, head propped up with one hand and holding the 'Gear in his other. From the way he's grinning at the camera, he must have something exciting to tell the network. Thiiiis can't be good.]
Yo, dudes and dudettes! So y'know how last month I said I was gonna open up my fortune-telling services to the general public when I hit Goldenrod? Well, guess what? I hit Goldenrod. Fate was really on my side too, 'cause in a little corner of Goldenrod, I found a shop that had some more tools for me to utilize.
[He sets the 'Gear down and rolls over to sit cross-legged. In his hands now are a deck of cards and a crystal ball with a beautiful opal tint.]
On top of general palm-reading, dream interpretations, and astromancy, I can now do tarot readings and more accurate readings from a crystal ball for you! There's always the good ol' vision too, which some of you know is my favorite.
Soooo...
[He sets his new tools aside and leans close to the 'Gear.]
If you're having emotional turmoil over something and need some guidance, if you think you're being haunted by your past or actual dark spirits, if want to know what's goin' on in your future, ooor if you're just looking for something to do on a cold day like today, why not stop by my place for a reading? Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
[Hagakure then proceeds to give out the address to the Dangan House, which is located in Goldenrod.]
If you're not in the area and need an emergency reading, you can call me too. I don't mind!
[So he gives out his phone number to the general public. Well that wasn't a bad idea or anything.]
By the way, I've got a Grand Opening special goin' on for those of you having trouble with spirits, bad juju, and all that stuff. Believe it or not, I got a bona fide anti-ghost cow!
[He gets up and momentarily leaves the shot, then comes back and plops back on the floor with a rather confused and terrified Miltank in his arms. How he's able to carry her is another mystery entirely. He pets her happily as he holds her upright for the network to see.]
Just being by her and petting her will help get rid of dark aura dragging you down. Drinking her milk is even better for you. The anti-ghost warding aura will rub off onto you and you'll get a good source of vitamins from it. Total win/win if you ask me.
So how 'bout it? Come on down and get your fortune read by Yasuhiro Hagakure! We can discuss the price when you set up your appointment.
[He gives a quick wink to the camera, then ends the post.]
