[Leon, you are just getting the most flippantly dismissive gesture for your effort.]

My boy, do I really look like I care what you've done? You're more than welcome to torture a kitten or burn down an orphanage or...do whatever it is you do. Coat yourself in peanut butter and call the local whorehouse for an orgy if it pleases you. Chances are I've heard worse...and in the case of that last one, chances are I've done better.