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[crystalballer]

"Hello? ... Hello, this is Hagakure...

Whoops! Looks like you missed me! Sorry about that, dude. But hey, just drop me a line and I'll get back to you ASAP, okay?

Also, let me know if you're here for business so we can set up an appointment. Thanks!"

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text; 8/14 she just wants him to get a good day though...

[lullabytes]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[crystalballer]

Huh?? Where did you get that information from? Did another fortune teller have a really specific mass-vision? Because I sure didn't see anything like this in my morning meditation!

[lullabytes]

It was an anonymous text...

What did you see? It sounded really trustworthy...mysterious emails in games are always trustworthy.

[crystalballer]

Nothing about Beedrills being rained down on me if I didn't send a bunch of messages, that's for sure! But the other stuff sounds pretty awesome...

Maybe the fortune teller broke one of our main principals. We can warn clients about stuff, or tell them something good's gonna happen. But manipulating fortunes like this by making good or bad destinies hang on sending a bunch of messages is just messed up.

Kinda weird that we all have the same possible destinies today though...there must be some really weird aura in the atmosphere.

[lullabytes]

Maybe it's a plot hook for the game?

That is, maybe after this, a new area will open up or something...it surely has to be important somehow.

[ NO...NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IMPORTANT SOMEHOW... ]

[crystalballer]

Would that be your "best day ever", Nanami-chi? New places to explore?

[Nothing else about that cryptic text said IMPORTANT PLOT DEVICE...]

[lullabytes]

Hm...I think so. Or just eating a meal together with everyone?

Or maybe seeing a legendary pokemon...

[crystalballer]

What if you got to catch the legendary Pokemon?? Now that would be the best day ever.

Heh. Maybe this manipulation mass-vision isn't so bad.

[lullabytes]

What would your best day ever be, Hagakure-senpai?

[crystalballer]

The day everyone in the world understands that cryptids and OOParts are scientifically proven to be legit would be the best day ever for me.

That or all my classmates being here in the Pokeworld!

[Well. All but one. But we don't talk about that one.]

[lullabytes]

[ IT'S OKAY, SHE KNOWS WHICH ONE YOU MEAN... ]

Then, tomorrow, do you want to get lunch and chat about those things? You can explain them to me.

[crystalballer]

Wait, you seriously want to learn about them, Nanami-chi?

I am so down for that!!

[lullabytes]

Yeah, of course. You can teach me all about it, okay?

[ she will make your dreams of the best day ever come true ]

[crystalballer]

Hell yeah! You'll practically be a cryptid expert by the time I'm done with you!

Thank you, Nanami-chi!!

[Nanami-chi you're the best, how does he even deserve such great friends omg.]

[lullabytes]

No problem...I'll meet you first thing tomorrow.

[ SHE WILL ACTUALLY EVEN FIND IT INTERESTING... ]